Ring 'Round

Ring around the rosy
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes
We all fall down!

A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies

Some blokes say that one hole is more than enough
Then why did God give me two, not including my muff?
If you've got a pretty face and a pretty fanny too
You will find the most prestigious blokes are lining up to meet you!

1, 2, 3, 4 (it's just like coming in the back door)
5, 6, 7, 8 (aah, feels great!)

A ring, a ring, around my dirty posy
My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
Ring, ring, ring around my posy
All the boys in town say I've the tightest of posies

A lot of folks have said that this act is just for men
To them I say strap one on and let us ladies in
What's the point of life if the gays have all the fun?
Just south of my front part; I will make you cum!

9, 10, 11, 12 (feels so good, must be bad for my health)
13, 14, 15, 16 (I'm so keen)

A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies

Ring, ring around my rosy
Ring, ring around my rosy

Ring around the rosy
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes
We all fall down!

Ring around the rosy
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes
We all fall down!

A ring around my rosy
My pocket's so damn cozy
Oh, my posy
My posy
I'm talking about my asshole