It's Not Gonna Work

No va a funcionar

It's Not Gonna Work

Hola extraño
Hello stranger
Bueno, no eres tan extraño
Well, you're not that much of a stranger
Ha pasado un tiempo desde que estás por aquí
It's being a while since you've being around
Y de repente sonreíste, sí, estoy bastante seguro de que lo hiciste
And suddenly you smiled, yes, I'm pretty sure you did
No sé cómo, pero dejé de pensarlo
I don't really know how, but I stopped thinking about it

¿Y si te agarro y te empujo en el baño?
What if I grab you, and push you in the bathroom
Podría hacerlo contigo y decirte que te amo
I could make out with you and tell you I love you
Te he amado por siempre, incluso antes que nunca
I've loved you forever, even before than ever
Oh, por favor, pégala, estoy seguro de que serías genial
Oh, please, stick it in, I'm sure you'd be great
No soy una trampa fácil, pero contigo no me importa
I'm not a easy catch, but with you I don't mind
¡Atrápenme!
Oh, catch me
Por favor, pégala
Please, stick it in
Por favor, pégala
Please, stick it in

Pero en lugar de eso, lo que habría sido mucho más divertido
But instead of that, which would've been way more fun
Habíamos chit chat, chit chat, chit chat
We'd hit some chit chat, chit chat, chit chat
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Bla, bla, bla
Blah blah blah.

Y cerré los ojos, y finalmente te dije
And I closed my eyes, and finally told you
He estado soltero durante dos años esperando a alguien como tú
"I've being single for two years waiting for someone like you
Alguien con brazos que se ven muy cómodos
Someone with arms that look really comfy
¿Puedes sentir esta química? Tenemos una gran química
Can you feel this chemistry? We have such a great chemistry"
Y dijiste: “¡Basta! ¡Soy un adicto sexual!
And you said "stop that! I'm a sex addict'!"
Y dije: “Oh, querida, suena bastante fantástico
And I said "oh my dear, it sounds pretty fantastic."
Y dijiste: “¡Basta! Eres demasiado buena de tu parte, y te rompería en dos pedazos, te apuñalaría en la espalda, te haría tanto daño que llorarías por tu mamá hasta que te arrepientas de gustarte a alguien como yo "
And you said "stop that! You're too good of a girl, and I would break you in two pieces, I would stab you in your back, I would hurt you so much that you would cry for your mommy until you regret to like somebody like me."

No va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!

Y te aparté, y dije
And I push you apart, and said
Oh, no seas tonto, seguro que podemos solucionarlo y ser muy felices
"Oh don't be silly, we sure can work it out and be really happy"
Pero tú me alejaste y dijiste
But you pushed me away and said
No juegues conmigo, lo que dije ayer, es una declaración de hoy
"Don't play with me, what I said yesterday, it's a statement today,
Lo que dije ayer, es una declaración de hoy
What I said yesterday, it´s a statement today."

No va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!

Y ahora eres una superestrella y crees que soy un pedazo de basura
And now you're a superstar and you think I'm a piece of shit
Pero tal vez algún día venderé más discos que tú
But maybe one day I'll sell more records than you do
(¡O no! Porque obviamente, ¡no quiero!)
(Or not! Because obviously, I don't want to!)

No va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
No va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
¡Podemos solucionarlo! ¡Podemos solucionarlo! ¡Podemos solucionarlo!
We can work it out! We can work it out! We can work it out!
No va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
No va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
Porque nunca funciona
'Cause it never works