It's Not Gonna Work
Hello stranger
Well, you're not that much of a stranger
It's being a while since you've being around
And suddenly you smiled, yes, I'm pretty sure you did
I don't really know how, but I stopped thinking about it
What if I grab you, and push you in the bathroom
I could make out with you and tell you I love you
I've loved you forever, even before than ever
Oh, please, stick it in, I'm sure you'd be great
I'm not a easy catch, but with you I don't mind
Oh, catch me
Please, stick it in
Please, stick it in
But instead of that, which would've been way more fun
We'd hit some chit chat, chit chat, chit chat
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah blah blah.
And I closed my eyes, and finally told you
"I've being single for two years waiting for someone like you
Someone with arms that look really comfy
Can you feel this chemistry? We have such a great chemistry"
And you said "stop that! I'm a sex addict'!"
And I said "oh my dear, it sounds pretty fantastic."
And you said "stop that! You're too good of a girl, and I would break you in two pieces, I would stab you in your back, I would hurt you so much that you would cry for your mommy until you regret to like somebody like me."
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
And I push you apart, and said
"Oh don't be silly, we sure can work it out and be really happy"
But you pushed me away and said
"Don't play with me, what I said yesterday, it's a statement today,
What I said yesterday, it´s a statement today."
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
And now you're a superstar and you think I'm a piece of shit
But maybe one day I'll sell more records than you do
(Or not! Because obviously, I don't want to!)
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
We can work it out! We can work it out! We can work it out!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
'Cause it never works
No va a funcionar
Hola extraño
Bueno, no eres tan extraño
Ha pasado un tiempo desde que estás por aquí
Y de repente sonreíste, sí, estoy bastante seguro de que lo hiciste
No sé cómo, pero dejé de pensarlo
¿Y si te agarro y te empujo en el baño?
Podría hacerlo contigo y decirte que te amo
Te he amado por siempre, incluso antes que nunca
Oh, por favor, pégala, estoy seguro de que serías genial
No soy una trampa fácil, pero contigo no me importa
¡Atrápenme!
Por favor, pégala
Por favor, pégala
Pero en lugar de eso, lo que habría sido mucho más divertido
Habíamos chit chat, chit chat, chit chat
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla
Bla, bla, bla
Y cerré los ojos, y finalmente te dije
He estado soltero durante dos años esperando a alguien como tú
Alguien con brazos que se ven muy cómodos
¿Puedes sentir esta química? Tenemos una gran química
Y dijiste: “¡Basta! ¡Soy un adicto sexual!
Y dije: “Oh, querida, suena bastante fantástico
Y dijiste: “¡Basta! Eres demasiado buena de tu parte, y te rompería en dos pedazos, te apuñalaría en la espalda, te haría tanto daño que llorarías por tu mamá hasta que te arrepientas de gustarte a alguien como yo "
No va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar!
Y te aparté, y dije
Oh, no seas tonto, seguro que podemos solucionarlo y ser muy felices
Pero tú me alejaste y dijiste
No juegues conmigo, lo que dije ayer, es una declaración de hoy
Lo que dije ayer, es una declaración de hoy
No va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar!
Y ahora eres una superestrella y crees que soy un pedazo de basura
Pero tal vez algún día venderé más discos que tú
(¡O no! Porque obviamente, ¡no quiero!)
No va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar!
No va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar!
¡Podemos solucionarlo! ¡Podemos solucionarlo! ¡Podemos solucionarlo!
No va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar!
No va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar, no va a funcionar!
Porque nunca funciona