Harpoon The Sun

Ain’t no sunshine when we’re done - we’ll merrily drink the night away,
We can’t drink in this damn light - we don’t want warm grog in our face.
So we run, yeah we run, set our course towards the setting sun,

One more day, one more day, then we’ll bring the night to stay!
Yeah, we’re gonna fuck the sun. We’ll blow the fucker out of space!
We can loot in sneak attack, we can hide outside in day.

So we run, yeah we run, set our course towards the setting sun,
One more day, one more day, then we’ll bring the night to stay!
Grab the rope, gun is stoked, get ready to fire away,

"To the sun! To the sun!" It has begun.
Fire a harpoon into space and pierce a rope into the sun,
Drag it back towards the earth to where the atmosphere's begun,

Blast the fuck with cannonballs as it pelts towards the sea,
And plunge the fucking sun into the deep.
We’ll drink outside in the darkness for an age,
We’re free from light and its luminous cage,

We’ll stay up well past pirate bed time anyway,
And now we never have to see the useless fucking day.
The sun is in the sea and it was fucking weak,
Now we can’t fucking see ‘cause we’re blind on grog with no light as the sun is in the deep.

We fire a harpoon into space and pierce a rope into the sun,
Drag it back towards the earth to where the atmosphere's begun,
Blast the fuck with cannonballs as it pelts towards the sea,
And plunge the fucking sun into the deep.