How Could She

Wilma Flintstone, Marcia Brady
Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz
Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie
Morticia Addams, Aunt Esther
Sweet Polly Purebred, Natasha
Mrs. MacGillicuddy

How could she?

Ginger, Mary Anne, Mrs. Howell
Samantha Stevens, Lieutentant Uhura
Judy Jetson
Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz
Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster
Rhoda, Penny Robinson

How could she?

Why don't you love me anymore?

Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed
No recourse except for celluloid
In my heart, I know you are not real
Though in mind, suspect you still can feel

Walt Disney or Hanna-Barbera
Black or white, stunning Technicolor
Warner Brothers and the AAP
I've become addicted to TV

Crissy Snow, Catwoman
Creepella, Weezie Jefferson
Betty Rubble, Little Cindy Who
Penelope Pitstop, Lois Lane
Vanna White, Wonder Woman
Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo

How could she?

Why don't you love me anymore?

How could you?