Bernadette
I don't wanna leave, Bernadette,
But I don't wanna live with the jet set.
I don't wanna leave with you payin' all my debts,
With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
You've never done a day's work in your life,
You've got no incentive.
You've made a career out of punting off all of the men you've slept with.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
I can't get a job, Bernadette,
So all that I can offer are a lot of bad debts
If you marry me, Bernadette,
You'll lose the alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
You've never done a day's work in your life,
You've got no incentive.
You've made a career out of punting off all of the men you've slept with.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.
Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.
[Bernadette's got a house in the country,
She's really got it made.
Her lawyers made her filthy rich,
She's got all expenses paid.]
Maybe a famous rock star will fly you away,
Then you'll eat him all up,
And spit him out,
With a dash of Perrier.
And when you've had enough
You'll throw him away,
And take him for all you can get.
Yeah, you like it don't you, Bernadette?
I don't want to leave Bernadette,
But I wanna keep a little bit of self respect.
I don't want to leave with you paying all my debts,
With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
You've never done a day's work in your life.
You've got no incentive.
Women like you oughta be locked up,
For giving others a bad name.
Ohh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.
Ooh, Bernadette.
I think you're sad.
Bernadette
No quiero irme, Bernadette
Pero no quiero vivir con el jet set
No quiero irme contigo pagando todas mis deudas
Con esa pensión alimenticia, paliemonia, lo que sea que consigas
Oh, Bernadette, eres tan cara
Nunca has hecho un día de trabajo en tu vida
No tienes incentivo
Has hecho una carrera al golpear a todos los hombres con los que te has acostado
Oh, Bernadette, eres tan cara
No puedo conseguir trabajo, Bernadette
Así que todo lo que puedo ofrecer son muchas deudas incobrables
Si te casas conmigo, Bernadette
Perderás la pensión alimenticia, la paliemonia, lo que sea que consigas
Oh, Bernadette, eres tan cara
Nunca has hecho un día de trabajo en tu vida
No tienes incentivo
Has hecho una carrera al golpear a todos los hombres con los que te has acostado
Oh, Bernadette, eres tan cara
Oh, Bernadette, Bernadette
Oh, Bernadette, Bernadette
[Bernadette tiene una casa en el país
Realmente lo tiene hecho
Sus abogados la hicieron rica asquerosa
Ella tiene todos los gastos pagados.]
Tal vez una famosa estrella de rock te vuele
Entonces te lo comerás todo
Y escupirlo
Con un toque de Perrier
Y cuando ya has tenido suficiente
Lo tirarás por la borda
Y llévatelo por todo lo que puedas conseguir
Sí, te gusta, ¿no, Bernadette?
No quiero dejar a Bernadette
Pero quiero mantener un poco de respeto
No quiero irme contigo pagando todas mis deudas
Con esa pensión alimenticia, paliemonia, lo que sea que consigas
Oh, Bernadette, eres tan cara
Nunca has hecho un día de trabajo en tu vida
No tienes incentivo
Las mujeres como tú deberían estar encerradas
Por darle a los demás un mal nombre
Bernadette, eres tan cara
Oh, Bernadette, Bernadette
Oh, Bernadette
Creo que estás triste