Collect Call

Yeah
Wait a minute

Operator, on the line. I need your help. I got a girl to find
I got her number but I ain't got a dime
And I really wanna tell her that it's real this time

Yeah
I'll admit, I'm a generous degenerate
Got jokes like degeneres, but this time it's cereal
What if I told you I just wanted to hold you?
I'm not the old me, you're not the old you
People grow like they're supposed to
We should go be bicostal
Sleep under the stars
It's all undecided 'till you pick up my call
(Pick up my call, girl)

Please!

It's the middle of the night
And I call your phone
I lost mine so I dial zero and say
Collect, collect call
Collect, collect call
Will you accept my collect call?

Operator, on the line, I really think she's gonna pick up this time
(Sir, you have to stop. I said if you don't we have to call the cops)
I ain't stalking
And there's nothing wrong with two people talking but I'm out of tokens
Help me
I'm broke and lonely
Don't hang up on me

It's the middle of the night
And I call your phone
I lost mine so I dial zero and say
Collect, collect call
Collect, collect call
Will you accept my collect call?

It's the middle of the night
And I call your phone
I lost mine so I dial zero and say
Collect, collect call
Collect, collect call
Will you accept my collect call?

Sittin' here waching time move like a snail
'Cause it's the 3rd time in three years that I'm in jail
I'm callin you

In the middle of the night
And I know you're home
I lost my phone so I dial zero
Collect, collect call
Collect, collect call
Will you accept my collect call?

It's the middle of the night
And I call your phone
I lost mine so I dial zero and say
Collect, collect call
Collect, collect call
Will you accept my collect call?