The No Smoking Song

I aye aye aye aye
A lady that I know works in an office all day
She used a smokeless ashtray with a fan
When she was told it was no longer okay
They had to pry the Camels from her hand
They said no no no no
You can�t smoke here no more
Your lucky you can still smoke outdoors
It causes disease
And makes your co-workers sneeze
And anyway it�s now against the law
A man once had a yen for Oriental Cuisine
At the finest Chinese restaurant in the land
When he lit up the waiter let out a scream
And smashed it out in his moo goo guy pan
No no no no you can�t smoke here no more
We�re tired of rakin� buts off the floor
He said no smokin� please
And something rude in Chinese
You go now, chop chop chop
Eww It stinks here anyways
Aye aye aye aye aye

A man I know just got a flight from Sand Diego
They said you cannot smoke until we land
He couldn�t do without his Marlboro
The locked him for smoking in the can
They said no no no no
You can�t smoke here no more
We told you when you first came on board
It causes disease and makes the passengers wheeze
And anyway it�s now against the law