This Might Be Satire

I wanna chew my bubble gum with you. And I want to walk you home from school. And I want to carry your books to every class. And I want to fuck you up the ass (not). Oh girl, you know it's true how much I love you. I want to sing it across the land. Won't you hold my hand? She tells me that she loves me, now I'm gonna tell her that I love her. She tells me that she loves me. Now I'm gonna try and fuck her. But where the hell ae my priorities? Left in the hands of the authorities. Yeah, baby!