Where is my heart, girl
Where is my heart
Did you throw it in a blender or throw it beneath a car
Did you give it to a doctor to dissect apart
I'm not joking anymore, girl
Where is... my heart!
Oh where is my heart, girl
Where is my heart
Did you throw it in a blender or throw it beneath a car
Did you give it to a doctor to dissect apart
I'm not joking anymore, girl
Where is my heart!
Oh where are my ears, girl
Where are my ears
Did you go ahead and shave them off when you shaved off my beard
You know that without them my head looks kinda weird
I'm not joking anymore, girl
Where are my ears
Oh where is my heart, girl
Where is my heart
Did you throw it in a blender or throw it beneath a car
Did you give it to a doctor to dissect apart
I'm not joking anymore, girl
Where is my heart
Oh where is my tongue, girl
Where is my tongue
Did you go ahead and suck it out when you sucked out my lungs
You know that without it my song cannot be sung
I'm not joking anymore, girl
Where is my tongue
Beers, browns, and banjos
Is that all I need
I looked up at the sky and I got down on my knees
Oh lord for Christmas wont you find me a wife
I will play her my banjo and she'll give me... a life!
Oh Where is my heart, girl
Where is my heart
Did you throw it in a blender or throw it beneath a car
Did you give it to a doctor to dissect apart
I'm not joking anymore, girl
Where is... my heart!