Girls (calm down version)

Look like a girl, but I think like a guy
Not ladylike to behave like a slime
Easy to be sleazy when you've got a filthy mind
You stick to your yoghurts, I'll stick to my apple pie

Girls are not meant to fight dirty
Never look a day past thirty
I love your Botox bitch, I'll curtsy for you

Is there any possibility
You'll quit gossipin' about me
To hide your insecurities?
All you say is: Blah, blah
Girls, they never befriend me
'Cause I fall asleep when they speak
Of all the calories they eat
All they say is: Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na
All they say is: Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na

Girls, oh, girls, wag your tails to the beat
Of Girls Aloud, all the journos in heat
Write such good stories, oh, their mothers must be proud
Makin' money off your insecurity and doubt

Girls are not meant to fight dirty
Never look a day past thirty
I love your Botox bitch, I'll curtsy for you

Is there any possibility
You'll quit gossipin' about me
To hide your insecurities?
All you say is, "Blah, blah"
Girls, they never befriend me
'Cause I fall asleep when they speak
Of all the calories they eat
All they say is: Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na
All they say is: Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na

Calm down, I'm not gonna steal your boyfriend
No need to brand him in between the eyes
Calm down, I'm not gonna steal your boyfriend
So quit burnin' holes in me with your eyes

Is there any possibility
You'll quit gossipin' about me
To hide your insecurities?
All you say is: Blah, blah
Girls, they never befriend me
'Cause I fall asleep when they speak
Of all the calories they eat
All they say is: Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na
All they say is: Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na