Forever Dumb

Lets crack a smile
Lets laugh for a while
Haters gonna hate. i'm only tryin to rise
Try to do my best when i'm feeling the worst.
I am just keithfromupdablock
Let me die dumb, but i'll live forever
On the internet cuz of jonathan shecter
Sitting in this basement
I gotta face the
Stupid music from a fat man.

Forever dumb
I'm gonna be forever dumb.
Eating baby back ribs forever.
Forever and ever.
Forever dumb
I'm gonna be forever dumb.
I've been livin off my mom forever.
Forever and ever.

Nigga .i done made a thousand videos.
See iv'e been actin stupid since 12 years old
& this basements getting cold
I'm still stuck up in the hood
& the pretty girls. only date ballers in the hood
Yeah they might be pretty ass fuck
In the hood but i'm broke. i aint got no car
I'm on the bus & subway
Taggin my name like i'm zorro.
Livin life with low pay
In that lotto ticket line
& it never ends
Cuz i aint never hit that triple 9.
So i'm living for the moment,
Smoking weed, writing my
Parodies, remixing shit
Forever dumb all the time.
Gettin hard cuz i got haters who say "get a 9 to 5".
But they can kiss my nutz. i'll be fine
I'm forever dumb.

I'm not thin i'm a chubby guy
Yes i'm the funniest rapper alive
Salt pepper ketchup on my cheese fries
Lindsey lohan got coke in her eyes.
If i die, ill stay alive
On skee tv & other websites
An urban legend i'm forever dumb
My name shall survive.
Up in comedy spots i'm kickin jokes
Keithfromupdablock king of parodies
Hands down. & if your hatin fix yo face &
Just give me my props
Young dumb, fuzzy hair.
Phillies favorite son here
If you love cheesesteaks &
Tasty cakes you should come here.
Props to my father who put music in my young ears.
I've been getting dumber every year.
Yeah!
So if you think i'm funny this is how you let me know.
Just cop my mixtape yo.
That's how i make my dough, baby!

Hop through subway doors
Straight up off that c bus
People screaming keith is
The cheapest. hold up
People threaten lawsuits
Haters talkin bullshit.
Then hop all up on my dick
Get off it! hold up.
Ill be me forever never will i call quits
& i would be a baller but i cannot afford it.
I'm a shining star. google keithfromupdablock
Did u get the picture yet i'm drawing you a cartoon
Of dumb.