Now I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, uh-huh.
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, oh yeah.
Well I let into my home, you gonna leave my woman alone,
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you.

Now I'll be glad when you die, you rascal you, uh-huh.
I'll be glad, oh I'll be tickled to death when you leave this
Earth it's true, oh yeah.
When you're lyin' down six feet deep, no more fried chicken will
you eat.
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, oh yeah.

Ah, you just ain't no good! Oh, you dog!

Now listen here, I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you,
uh-huh.
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, oh yeah.
I'll be standin' on the corner high, when they drag your body
by,
I'll be glad when you're dead, you know I'm gonna be so happy
when you're gone you dog!
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you.

Composição: Sam Theard