Car So Fast

My car so fast, my car so mean
My car so fast, yeah, my car so clean
My car so fast, my car so mean
My car so fast, yeah, my car so clean

I woke up in a new Bugatti
'Cause I live in it
My parents tell me: Buy a house, but I'm not doin' it
Spent all my savings on my whip and my parents' savings too
'Cause I saw it in a magazine with girls in bathing suits

Now my wife is on my case
She's like: Honey, we have kids
You can't just sell our house
I'm like: I already did

You're about to eat my dust, honey
Put on a bib
Engine so loud, wake a baby in a crib

I don't like babies, I think they're a waste of space
All they do is make noise, cost money, make waste
My car is really fast
If I had a dime for all the people that I passed

My kids could go to college, but I can't pay the fees
My wife keeps making purchases without consulting me
She's always on my case, mocking and insulting me
But I just drive up in my car and I'm not sad at all

My car so fast, my car so mean
My car so fast, yeah, my car so clean
My car so fast, my car so mean
My car saves gas, yeah, my car so green

Yo, I have a Prius
Do you have a Prius?
You should get a Prius
Man, the polar bears need us
I've been greener than some lettuce ever since I was a fetus
And your dirty gas car is quite frankly, so egregious

When I pull up next to you, yo, I'ma scowl
Turn my head all around like an owl
Like you need to clean your act up with a towel
I accelerate slowly, head shakes with my jowls, then I'm out

I got a more important place to be (bye bye)
Probably Starbucks, I drink a lot of tea (chai chai)
If your house is solar-powered, you agree
I could trust you
Invite me to your house and if it's not, I will judge you

Your penguin killing ways will get the best of ya
I'm so green, that I'm better than the rest of ya
You got a compost bin? I'm not impressed with ya
My house runs on vegetable oil and I've never felt a woman

My car so fast, my car so mean
My car so fast, yeah, my car so clean
My car so fast, my car so mean
My car saves gas, yeah, my car so green