El Mangueras

The Hose Man

El Mangueras

Today my girlfriend left meHoy mi novia me ha dejado
Saying it's because I'm a hose manQuesque porque soy manguera
That I'm not what I seemQue no soy lo que aparento
That she's not just with anyoneQue ella no anda con cualquiera
And that I should look elsewhereY que busque en otro lado
For some other fool to believe her.Otra tonta que le crea.

I tell everyoneQue le digo a todo el mundo
That I'm part of a gangQue soy gente de cartel
That I know the big shotsQue conozco a los de arriba
That I'm Javier's cliqueQue soy clica de javier
Because I met El ChapitoPorque conoci al chapito
And El Mochomo online.Y al mochomo en internet.

She says I spend my daysDice que yo me la paso
Hosing aroundManguereando todo el dia
With my little bag crossedCon la bolsita cruzada
Even if it's emptyAunque la traiga vacia
That I buy brand clothesQue compro ropa de marca
Even if I don't eat for 3 days.Aunque no coma en 3 dias.

That when I go out with herQue cuando salgo con ella
I come back to hose aroundLuego vengo a manguerear
That I borrow a carQue pido el carro prestado
Trying to impress herQueriendola impresionar
With the radio not workingCon el radio sin servicio
And the phone out of credit.Y sin saldo el celular.

What she never understoodLo que nunca comprendio
Is that I did it all for herQue todo lo hice por ella
If I spend my time hosing aroundSi la paso manguereando
It's so she'll love meEs para que ella me quiera
And I won't regretY no me arrepentire
Continuing to be a hose man.De seguir siendo manguera.