Last Train To Bucketheadland

All aboard! This is the last train to Bucketheadland!

La-ladies and germs, i-if you'd look to your left, you'll see Giant Robot,
one of the first attractions on this last train ride to Bucketheadland.
Oh my god, Giant Robot. Johnny Sokko, where are you today?
You rode doom for eternity, supporting Giant Robot with Jerry Mano.
Speaking of Jerry Mano ladies and germs,
to your right,
you'll notice under construction, nearly complete,
is Jerry Mano's executive wonder ride.
Be careful, ther-there's still construction in process.
Don't let any of your children jump out of the cars.

Uh-huh, ooh, I, I, I even forgot about this attraction,
the, the, the Siamese Twins of Doom Landslide Mountain to your left again ladies and germs! Oh my god, when this is completed,
Bucketheadland will be complete.
To your left, to your left again, as we pass, around this curve,
Edwin Neal's Sausage Massacre Hayride.
You'll notice a giant stand of a-Edwin, poking his sausages at the dinner table.
That's where tickets are sold.
I never knew wha-wha-what-what-what seemed to make his appetite so unquestionably released for the sausages.
But without that appetite, we would not be able to love him.

Yeaahahah! Leather-Leatherface's Castle.
There's only a sign, ladies and gentlemen, to the right,
that designates the spot where it would be built.
This will probably be the third or fourth phase Bucketheadland,
we're-we're not sure yet.

Our-our engineers are committed with so many ideas!
Huh- we can only take them one at a time!
We're-we're trying to offer you everything we can!
Wi-with Edwin Neal's Sausage Ride, wh-what else do you want!

It's been a long day at Bucketheadland, ladies and gentlemen.
The engineers get very weary, uh'oh! Very weary- I have to go home.
Have a little feed of barbital, sit down,
play my Texas Chainsaw Massacre video game.
Sorry for the erratic behavior on this last train to Bucketheadland,
but your engineer's at the end of his leash.

[Come back! back! back!]

We wish you many more pleasurable visits.
We wish a lifetime of fun, even when you're not in this wonderland of joy.
We wish you happiness in whatever you do.

Can we go on this trip again?

That was the last train! did you enjoy it?

Kind- it was kind of scary, but I liked it.

Do you want to go back again?

Yeah!

When?
Next summer!

[Are we gonna do, are we gonna do, are we gonna do?]