Girls Can't Play Guitar

Do you ever get this feeling that I'm feeling?
'Cause I'm feeling that I need to be used
'Cause I'm just a bitch, an educated witch
Thank God, I've got my man telling me what to do
And now he loves me, says he wants me for my meat
I love those tough guys with their thick thighs
Who don't need to listen when I speak
He's left me on my knees again
Said I'll come back when I say please again
'Rosie, when you blow me, I see stars
But girls can't play guitar'
Sorry, baby, I apologize for trying
'Stick to what you're good at, little girl
Girls can't play guitar

All that I want is a lad that treats me real mean
Could you pull my pants down while I lick your plate clean?
I got to be like the fantasy he sees or he will move onto the next
You know it takes a real big man
To never let me punch above the limits of my sex'
So kind to let me cook and clean every night
So good of you to let me keep my arse so nice and tight
He says: Sweet cheeks, you look so cute
Playing with me in my car, but
Fuck no, girls can't play guitar (woo)

Girls can't play guitar
It's just biologically impossible
It's just biologically impossible
It's just biologically impossible
Girls can't play guitar

It's just biologically impossible
It's just biologically impossible
It's just biologically impossible
Girls can't play guitar