My Best Friend's House

Katie, hi! Hannah's in the shower
Uh, she'll be down in a minute
So make yourself at home
Thanks, Mr. Evans

Right when I step inside, I notice it
The smell of my best friend's house (ooh-ah, oh-oh)
I walk around and get a whiff of the cinnamon candles
And the pillows and the couch (ooh-ah, oh-oh)
Her older brother used a spray-on deodorant
If I smell it twenty years from now, it'll take me right back to this moment
And her father really likes to cook, so it always smells good
And her family uses cleaning stuff that my family never would
Oh, I love the smell of my best friend's house

Smell my best friend's house
I really love it, the smell of my best friend's house (yeah)
I love that, woah-oh, smell of my best friend's house (yeah)
I really love it, the smell of my best friend's house (yeah)
I love that, woah-oh

We play music on her headphones, it's the best I've ever heard
And her dad's obsessed with crosswords, he's kind of a nerd (guilty)
They have a bunch of movies that my house doesn't have
And her parents are divorced, so they have the best snacks
Mm, I really do love the smell of my best friend's house

Smell my best friend's house
I really love it, the smell of my best friend's house (yeah)
I love that, woah-oh, smell of my best friend's house (yeah)
I really love it, the smell—

Miss, miss (what?), you can't come in here
What?
After nearly a decade, the search for the crossword killer has come to a close
Police say the owner of this house, Ray Lee Evans
Has been implicated in the deaths of at least fourteen missing individuals
Forensic investigators say human remains have been discovered in nearly every room in the house

I guess I may have missed some pretty big red flags
When I was over at my best friend's house
Yes, you did
But now I know what the deodorant and the candles
And that bucket of lye were all about
Powder and a sauce
And, sure, I never took a close look at the tapes
Or wondered why her dad was burnin' wallets in the fireplace
And, yeah, the fridge was stuffed with food just like I said
But I think the snacks distracted me from the frozen human head
I swear I never really noticed anything weird about my best friend's house

Smell of my best friend's house
I never noticed the smell of my best friend's house
There were drains in the living room
The smell of my best friend's house
Hey, where'd you take my shaker?
The smell of my best friend's house
Oh my God, it was full of teeth

The furniture made me do it!
She can hear them singing too!
She has the darkness too!
My best friend's house