That's My Name, Please Refrain From Wearing It Out

My name is that
My name is that
Not to be confused with this, the, or a
My name is that
That's my name please refrain
From wearing it out
Yeah, I'll dress from head to toe in blue
And I can barely tie my shoes
I've got my pride
Most the time
But I still drink my wine
I don't know why
I guess you hate this song
That's why my name is that
My name is that
My name is that
That's my name please refrain
From wearing it out
If you decide to ever rewrite this song
Or call me a "spat"
Well, I'll kiss you upside the cranium with my aluminum baseball bat
My name is that
My name is that
Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that
My name is that
That's my name please refrain
From wearing it out