After Mark And Lard Go

They came across, on 1 FM
Two unattractive and untalented men
They made us laugh, a little bit
Although at times they were quite obviously sh...

Shameful plagairists, and a wee bit pissed
But all the same, they will be terribly missed
Oh Mark and Lard, it's going to be quite hard
To say goodbye to you is tearing us apart

Now if you have a minute, why don't we go
Talk about it on the Mark and Lard show
Listen to the sound of lunatics
So where do we go, after Mark and Lard go?
After Mark and Lard go?

Who dealt the card, the fatal blow?
Who took away our favorite radio show?
Show me the man, who pulled the plug
And I will show you Britains biggest mug

Oh Mark and Lard, it's going to be quite hard
To say goodbye to you is tearing us apart
Do you have to go, from our radio?
You made us high, and now all we feel is low

Now if you have a minute, why don't we go
Talk about it on the Mark and Lard show
Listen to the sound of lunatics
So where do we go, after Mark and Lard go?
After Mark and Lard go?

Oh Mark and Lard, it's going to be quite hard
To say goodbye to you is tearing us apart
Do you have to go, from our radio?
You made us high, and now all we feel is low

Now if you have a minute, why don't we go
Talk about it on the Mark and Lard show
Listen to the sound of lunatics
So where do we go, after Mark and Lard go?
After Mark and Lard go?

Where do Mark and Lard go?