Me And My Old Lady

She Ain't no Ball and Chain
She Ain't no Ball and Chain
She Ain't no Ball and Chain

Me and My Old Lady, Lay in Bed All Day
And When I Say I Love Her, Well, She Rolls the Other Way
Really She Don't Mean It
Everything She Says
Still If I Believe in Love
There's Nothin' Wrong, There's Nothin' Wrong With Our Heads

Me and My Old Lady, Sit and Sip On Wine
And When She Says She Loves Me, Well, I Say That Love Is Blind
Really I Don't Mean It
Everything I Say
Still If She Believes in Love
There's Nothin' Wrong, There's Nothin' Wrong With Our Heads

So What If We're Makin' a Scene Now
You Know She Don't Give a Shit
When She's Pawin' and Grabbin' On Me Now
You Know I Dont Mind a Bit
It's All Good and We Ain't Gonna Change Now
The World Is Unaware
So If You Want, Go On and Stare
'cause We Don't Care

She Ain't no Ball and Chain
She Ain't no Ball and Chain
She Ain't no Ball and Chain
She Ain't no Ball And, She Ain't no Ball And

Me and My Old Lady, Suck Each Other Dry
When That Position, I'm the Luckiest Man Alive
Quenching Our Libidos
Passing Time Away
Now That We Believe in Love
There's Nothing Wrong, There's Nothing Wrong With Our Heads

So What If We're Makin' a Scene Now
You Know She Don't Give a Shit
When She's Pawin' and Grabbin' On Me Now
You Know I Dont Mind a Bit
It's All Good and We Ain't Gonna Change Now
The World Is Unaware
So If You Want, Go On and Stare
'cause We Don't Care
We Don't Care