Animals Can't Laugh

Try to understand this
Chalk rubs off easily
A person, a smart cookie
I wish your good luck
Would rub off on me

Try to remember this
Connective tissues
Leakproof thinking
Whatever it is be sure
the one-eyed are kings

Immunosuppression or
immaculate conception
A doggy bag is all you need
and also, a dominatrix
is that car your baby?

Animals can't laugh
and you're an animal too

Sometimes offensive
if you were immortal
you wouldn't know it,
hauling into town
after a long drive.

I will now bumlash you
My dear ape
My dear appetite