Sendaway Underwear

John and Kathy got married last year
Had a wedding at a beautiful place
They bought a used Camaro
Starting loving at a furious pace...
But then after awhile everything changed
Johnny seemed distracted and
Slightly deranged
Trouble in paradise...ain't love strange...yeah

And Johnny said, Hey baby
let's get crazy
Won't you give your man a taste
There's a whole lot of magic for
Me if you wear black lace... (whole lot of magic)
We can put on "fool for your
Stockings" and move a little air...
It may sound sleazy but you
Know that I care
Lord I want to see you in some
Sendaway underwear...

Now after Kathy stopped crying
She said what's a girl to do...
Got the catalog out, page thirty-two
Where all the air-brushed
Angels made her stop to catch her breath...
Then she ordered things that
Pushed her up, things that
Strapped around
Things that you could see
Through but you couldn't wear in town...
Six-inch heels in
Which she knew she'd never walk a step...

And Johnny said, Hey baby
let's get crazy
Won't you give your man a taste
There's a whole lot of magic for
Me if you wear black lace... (whole lot of magic)
We can put on "fool for your
Stockings" and move a little air...
It may sound sleazy but you
Know that I care
Lord I want to see you in some
Sendaway underwear...

Come on and send away...

And Johnny said, Hey baby
let's get crazy
Won't you give your man a taste
There's a whole lot of magic for
Me if you wear black lace... (whole lot of magic)
We can put on "fool for your
Stockings" and move a little air...
It may sound sleazy but you
Know that I care
Lord I wanna see you in some
Sendaway underwear...

Come on and send away
I just want to see you
I just want to see you
I just want to see you
Baby let me see you
See you baby
See you in some sendaway underwear

I just want to see you
Please Mr. Postman
I just want to see you
Won't you get 'em here as fast as you can
See you baby
See you in that sendaway underwear

I just want to see you
Lord, I want to see you
I just want to see you
Come on let me see you
See you baby
See you in some sendaway underwear

Come on, come on baby
I just want to see you
Yeah I want to see you
I just want to see you
Ooh, I want to see you
See you baby
See you in some sendaway underwear
I just want to see you...