Issa's Tale

I was dating this guy, and there came a time
As our relationship progressed
Where he got this job overseas

And so we had to decide
Whether or not we were gonna keep the relationship going
Or just end it now

And then that fateful day came
When he had to fly overseas
So he asked me to come to his apartment
And help them pack, and I did
And I knew that I wanted to go out with a bang

Because, you know
We had said that we were gonna continue this relationship
But I think we both knew that after that night
That was the last time we were gonna see each other again

And so, it was really important to me that the night be magical
And that it be the best sex that we ever had
And so I started to initiate it, you know
Kissing our hand, rubbing our hand
And we went to the bedroom
And I was like: Ooh, it's 'bout to go down

And when I tell you
He gave me three to four pumps maximum before he came
And then rolled over and then he flew out the next morning

I was livid
I was angry sweating
Like not even good sweat, the sweat that I deserved
It was just pure rage sweat

And it was because I felt like he had used me
He knew what I wanted
And he just pumped me and dumped me
I'm so glad I was cheatin' on him