House Hunting Song

So Finn and Jake
Set out to find a new home
It's gonna be tough
For a kid and a dog on their own

Here's a little house
Aw, Finn's sticking his foot in
Well, that's a bad idea dude
Cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn!

And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill!
And thinkin' livin' on a cloud'd be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride

A beehive, oh nooo-ooo-ooo!
Don't put your foot in there, guy!
Y'all tried that before
And you know it didn't turn out right!

Big shell, go inside
Look around, it seems alright
Frog jumps out
Ah, it's a tiger!
Throwin' down potions for food and fiiiiiire!

You know you should've stayed
And fought that sexy vampire lady
Jake was feeling terrified
He was super scared of her vampire bite

Which is understandable
'Cause vampires are really powerful
They're unreasonable
And burnt out on dealing with mortals

Oh, Marceline
Why are you so mean?

[Marceline]
I'm not mean
I'm a thousand years old
And I just lost track of my moral code

Oh, Marceline
Can't you see these guys are in pain?

[Marceline]
No I can't
I'm invested in this very cute video game

So there go our boys
Walkin' on the icy ground
Headin' toward their destiny
I'm sure they'll figure something out